The Top 6 Things about the Suddenly It's Magic Movie

1. MARIO MAURER'S TERRIBLE ENGLISH
I admit I really like and LOVE this guy, especially the first time I saw him in the Thai teen flick Crazy Little Thing Called Love where I followed him immediately in Twitter (I unfollowed him a month after) because he is so adorable and all his followers were THAI and he just had 38,000+ followers and even though I can't understand his tweets because they are all written in Thai characters--I ADORED HIM THAT MUCH probably a year ago. But now? he already had 400,000+ followers and I am irritated by his Filipina fans. They sound desperately devoted. And also because I am turned off by his ENGLISH IN THIS MOVIE. But anyway, he is still cute. But cute can be erased when I don't like the way a guy speaks English. Plus I get turned off when my favorites get popular. Either a band, song, movie, actor, etc.

2. ERICH SUCKS.
Just two words. Like Mario, she speaks awful English too. I am not saying I am a perfect English speaker or speller or grammarist. I am just telling the truth. Erich is a Filipina, which is already a sign that her tongue should be flexible as we are known to be easy to be taught languages because our tongues are flexible to learn any foreign language. but NO. English FAIL here. And I don't like Erich. Ever since I am disgusted by her personality and her over-acting high-pitched annoying voice.

3. MOVIE CLICHES
Good thing walking on the beach shores didn't happen here. or even RUNNING. Boy and Girl run. Boy tickles Girl. Girl will eventually fall on the sands. Boy will land on top of her. They are about to kiss. Something will stop them/They will go on kissing. Those kind of scenes that ALWAYS appear in any Pinoy love story. Spell EW here please. Nevertheless, there are still scenes like that that existed in the movie. The cheesy stuff-TATAK PINOY. Can I be more irritated.

4. THE SCREAMING FANS
If they will scream to death because they were so in love, I will be irritated to death because of their screaming.

5. THE GIRL CHOICES PRIOR TO THE MOVIE
So Erich is number 1 choice for this film. Guess who's number 2 and 3? Kim Chiu (Yes that girl who doesn't have any sex appeal) and Sarah Geronimo for crying out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY???? They are just going to let Mario Maurer act with these girls??? Okay. At least Erich is better than Geronimo. But still I don't like ANY of them. Did I mention that Angel Locsin was on the list too? hahahahah Gahd! What is up with the casting director?

6. I HOPE STAR CINEMA WILL LEAVE MARIO MAURER ALONE
Leave the guy to speak in his own native language and leave him alone in celebrating 9 years of love with his girlfriend and leave the fans wanting to kill said girlfriend whenever Mario tweets "I love you" to her. Ha. Pathetic.

Wait. Why did I even waste time enumerating these reasons? Right. Let's go and find something MORE INTERESTING than irritating common Pinoy love stories.